Libra - Sept. 23 - Oct. 22 - "the scales"

Even though Librans have scales, their habits should not be confused with Pisces the fish. Librans believe in balance, a balanced diet, a balanced budget, a balance between ale and lager, and maintaining their balance after they have had too much to drink. All in all, Librans are pretty damn funny.

Sudz becomes momentarily lost in the mirth and delicate balancing characteristic of the average Libra.